Quite possibly the most upwardly mobile squirrel ever.
Just, uh, posin’…while juxtaposin’
I left these two in the bag together thinking they would hit it off, and hoping one thing would lead to another, eventually yielding some beautiful and delicious donut babies. “Oh, think of the colony of beautiful and colorful genetics these two could form!,” I thought to myself. “She, with the endearing charm of her sprinkles, coming together with he, who is glazed…he who is raised.” No such luck though…either these donuts aren’t coy, or Glaze Boy is the laziest mofo ever. What a sad, sad waste!
#found on a bridge somewhere 🚴💨
Today I raced a cowboy while on my bike, and I won.